I want Robert Irvine to come fix my… restaurant. Oh, wait, I don’t have a restaurant.
This is already hot and begs to be morphed. Any morphers interested?
Mysterious guy from 4chan’s /b/, who apparently got his cock juiced up.
Absolutely magnificent.
more pix of my fave juiced cock
Incredible thickness
Interesting shape… sneaks in like it’s normal, then tears things open before you know what’s up.
Unfathomable girth.
Steve’s moved to the 3.5″ diameter tube… far beyond beercan girth now!
Seth Feroce
WOOF.
FUCK. ME.
SWOON.
I will forgive Seth for being shorter than myself. He’s worth an exception. Now excuse me while I wipe up my drool puddle.
If women can show cleavage in polite company, we should at least be sporting bulges like this in public!
Aside from loving blond hair on forearms, this pushes an unconsidered button… the splitting jeans seems to be the intersection of giant nads and the whole Incredible Hulk tearing out of his clothes with growing muscles thing. Hot.
The whole car ride to the gym, all I did was stare at those bulging veins
There’s no way I could hold a conversation with that much distraction next to me
All the better to grind up against you, My Dear 😀
All Things Meaty 